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 29.08.2014
We make repairs
Faced with the problem:
The cat so fiercely buries its bowl that it simultaneously rips the wallpaper from the wall.

This corner should not be cut off.
Monolith of bulletproof steel.
Can be laminated.
Who do we repair ourselves or the cat?
We notice that the cat has long warmed its ears nearby, unsuccessfully pretending to sleep.
- you can not at the entire height, and at the level of the cat's growth - a sleeping cat is taken with one hand for the front legs, the other hand for the rear, stretched to the maximum, put vertically and...
Such eyes in the cat we have never seen, she even blinked forgotten by surprise
Then she performed the number: "I fucked up on your repair!"
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