Skype with my brother:
I: Anka is preparing for school, glad that she has grown up and no longer needs to go to the kindergarten.
B: Fuck, I’d give a lot for going to bed every day after lunch and then getting up – and half a day.
I: Well, and I said "I do not understand why these Turks and all inclusive" are needed.
B: aaah, I understood - the Turkish hotel is all-inclusive - it's a kindergarten for adults! That is the secret!
I: Fuck, but the witch is sure... They will be fed and drunk, you can play all day in the sand of the sea, in the evening entertainment, and no manna meat. Kindergarten for adults, improved version.
B: Well, now I want to go to Turkey for all inclusive :(