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 31.08.2014
How did I go to see the movie "Save us from the evil"?
Well, this is how - the whole film kept in tension - very interesting... places scary... and tense. In the hands of 2 bottles of water - one opened and the cover somewhere went into the bottle was left quite a little water and at the end of the film when the titles went off I suddenly stood up and poured all the remaining water on my pants.
On the question of a filmmaker at the release of the "good movie" – I just said – "more would..." And lowered my gaze to my pants. The employee whispered... And he said to his friend – "well... And you didn’t say anything terrible".
Ssssssss...
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