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 01.09.2014
I walked the dog, passed by a pair with a wheelchair, and the dog decided to chew, maybe scared of a large wheelchair. The woman began to scream:
The cock! Shake your dog, my baby is sleeping!
Her husband answers:
No, you are louder than a dog.
He woke up the child!
He is sleeping.
She looks into the wheelchair and cries:
The idiot! You forgot the child at home.
He quickly runs toward the house.
Standing on the sidewalk, we watched her run to the parade.
I stood there, my dog and my husband... with a sleeping baby in their arms.
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