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 02.09.2014
Interview with the specialist of gasprom automation B*na Natalia:

Calls in horror: you sent me a PDF file, it is different in color from the rest!!!! to
I: I've sent it and Wardowski, you can print the third page and replace it.
B: I can’t print it!! There are such corrections - well, as lawyers always draw when something rules - this file cannot be printed.
It is not printed!!! to
Send me another file.! to
I : which one? Will Tiffany work?
B: What is it? What type of typhus? I need a file.
Q: What file format do you need?
B: in the word
But it can be printed!!!!! to
I: in the word there is such a button "accept corrections", if you press it - all these terrible bugs will disappear))))))
B: Well if you can, send me the pages three and four!!!!!!! In the word!!! to
I: on the fourth page signature and stamp - you are going to re-sign it? How do we put our painting?
B: No, I need pages three, four... three, four...
Send them to me.
here before me begins to come..... in the lower column title killed 3/4 - the third of the four..................
sent to
B is silent.
I think she is happy ?
I want to go to Gazprom :'(
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