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 02.09.2014
Cyx: Let me uncover a little mystery of the Big Bang Theory in my family...
Five years ago, my father stumbled with a gas machine... or rather with its valve... As a result, the gas plate became twice lower, the oven just disappeared as an option.
The cold man, along with the hood, flew through the apartment through two twists of ninety degrees. I never thought it would be possible at all!
By chance, I might even say a miracle!It went without serious injuries. A slight injury in the mother, standing a meter from the epicenter.
Oh yeah yes! The victim that day was a cat, who after half an hour of wandering around the apartment from eating simply could not get up.
Unfortunately I did not take a photo, but it wasn’t before.
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