I: Let me tell you about the theory of vague numbers. A hundred grains is a bunch.
Brother is fucking!
What about two grains?
B is fucking!
I: You can’t, you’re thinking too unusual.
A million rubles is a lot!
I : Oh! A hundred rubles?
B is fucking!
And two rubles?
B is fucking!
I: No, you’re still thinking too unusual.