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 19.01.2008
There is such a university in the government - VGUES. There is a teacher in that university named Boris Konstantinovich Vasilyev, abbreviated BCV, who is remembered for many years even after graduation from the university. What is this uncle remarkable? He finally got his roof. Uncle writes on the assembler of progi like a book, there is an opinion that he thinks of him. He’s 60 years old, he’s like Bill Gates, he’s a finite Linuxide, he’s got two plush pinguin toys named Lonia Tucks and Maria Tucks, and he’s married them and speaks of them as living beings in full seriousness. At the same time, he takes the exams with these penguins. Seriously, we passed the exam to Lena Tux... BCV for 60 years forgot more than the whole universe knew together, but at the same time it is not possible to scratch something meaningful out of it. He strikes so hard that sometimes you don't know if he's serious or if he's serious.
Why am I writing this? Then, for some to see that there is nothing to come up with - the world around us, and the real world is much cooler than anything you can think of.
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