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 04.09.2014
I realized I needed to sleep more. Standing up to the dishwasher to wash dishes, next to the cat asks for food. Okay, I pick up his bowl from the floor, put it on the edge of the dishwasher, press a bag of food into it. I put a bag in the garbage, sweep a bowl under the water, pour a feather into it and start washing... Here it turns out that something is wrong. I look down - the cat's eyes are like five copecks of copper, he sits in shock, pulls his moustaches, scares to blink! I had to wash out the bag and press out the second bag.
I need to sleep more, yes.
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