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 05.09.2014
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The basement cat says:

Alka found somewhere a video where a large leopard is smoothed, and the one is cheering from pleasure. I decided to watch this video with the sound. Included the columns.

How does a leopard mourn? Right, very loud and impressive, like a tank.

As soon as the columns began to spread the uterine murmuring of a giant cat, the cat Klaus sprinkled onto the smoothboard and depicted a frog in the style of "I am not a frog, I am a branch." Kitty Tsingch signed with a coup to the nearest shelter - under the laundry dryer and covered himself with a blanket, shaking his eyes from there.

From the corridor came the sound of a hurried lightning - Risechka simultaneously tried to close a bag filled with a beat, put on shoes and at the same time said something on the phone to the taxi operator. It was heard only a fraction: “Urgency... Airport... Moon sugar... So that my feet...”.

I don't know how I'll go to the kitchen now, it seems that Herka barricaded from the inside and holds the door under the target, equipping a fire point on the refrigerator.

The fuck, the leopard.

However, when the video ended and the danger went away, each member of the cat band came to his knees and demonstrated that he was also able to murmur. Oh oh how! Wherever there are leopards.
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I wanted to check. The video was found, turned on to the loud. The cat sat closer and washed peacefully. But here’s the package, so I’m running out of the kitchen, it’s terrible! And you say, leopard... The package is a terrible thing!
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