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 06.09.2014
XXX: It’s a great idea to leave a child in the same house with his scissors.

YYY: Yes, you have to take all the sharp, cutting and cutting objects with you to work, fucking!

XXX: We need to remove them.

Yyy: You won’t believe it, but these little tricks will go anywhere.

zzz: Stick the scotch to the ceiling, and when it slips off, all the knives will fall to the floor, straight on the child, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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