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 07.09.2014
There is a member of our company, one of our founders. The man is not poor, to his 65 years of age is fully assured. And all that worried him was that his neck did not hurt. It looks like it’s dependent on age, and it doesn’t hurt. He decided to investigate the case. We were on a trip to Munich. This is the case and they took him with them. Munich is famous for doctors. We have partners in Germany, and they helped identify him in one clinic for examination. The clinic is expensive and famous, who has not been treated there - and Bono of U2 and Hosni Mubarak and a bunch of people famous.

We pursued the affairs, and this person went to the examination. So there though the clinic is expensive, but as he later expressed – “wrong.” Nothing was found there, not even the smallest illness. Healthy you say. They took two and a half hundred euros in two days and sent them back. He even got upset.

But I did not give up. On the way home, we went to our doctors. examined again.
Well, our family met him as a native, all sorts of analyses were appointed, a few days in the offices were chased and eventually issued:

- Yes, happiness - they inform him - great that you turned to us in time, and in a week you would have been brought to us on an ambulance, and you urgently need several medical courses to go, something serious, you can not hesitate! Let us now fight with the consequences of all your diseases, once so delayed, etc. and t.p...

In short, he goes to them now as to work, in a week he poured them more than eighty thousand wooden, preparations of various purchased, something there in the food refused, but happy now - until it shines.

That’s – he says – the right doctors, not the fact that the Hanss are unsuspecting.

And now go and find out now, where was the medical mistake here – in Germany or in us? But, most likely, the Germans did not look at how to drink.

And our doctors are now suffering, correcting these shit.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1409/o140906.html#3
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