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 07.09.2014
Saturday in my style: that’s so sad and lonely... 20 different people – let’s go there! The fun! Better to sit at home.
Gromov: They say being a sociopath is fashionable now :D
Rikuda: In recent times in general all human defects in fashion)) you wear glasses for vision - fashionable, you walk with a truss - stylish, schizophrenic - wow, let's fuck))
I rarely fuck :D
Rikuda: You’re not poor enough for that)))
Gromov: to fuck
Gromov: My leg is broken again
Rikuda: As an option) and do not forget the glasses
Gromov :D
Gromov: Although I thought...
Gromov: Maybe I am enough and ugog
Gromov: and there is a 100% chance of sex...
Gromov: but nevertheless I will have to get out of the house
Gromov: It's time to admit that the situation "rings a call, there's an amazing girl, falls to me and we start to fuck from the threshold" pretty little chance of it happen XD
Tagged: man
Rikuda: You’re already an adult, I think it’s time to tell you.
Rikuda: I don’t know how you’re going to live after that, but you stick to it.
Not everything that is shown in porn is true.
Gromov: shit :' (
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