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 10.09.2014
xxxh: I'm not on the go right now, just explain, on the figa had to arrange this hysteria yesterday in the right place? I agree, it was silly.
It’s because I’m a girl.
I think that when 'I'm a girl' is the only excuse for capriciousness, the guys begin to think seriously about the pros of homosexuality.
We, by the way, broke up with the former caretaker because he was a pedicure.
I saw him later with another girl. Probably in front of friends.
XHH: of course! by Facepalm
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