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 16.09.2014
With a friend, I was stumbling on the land, unbuilt, I then drove a taxi home, and he crashed in his car near the sleeping area. I call today:

I was scared this morning.
What happened?
I woke up in the morning. The dawn has frozen, well, I have drilled my eyes, I see, on the electrical line are spiders sitting and among them a GIGANTIC SHMEL!!! The size of a chicken or even a turkey. Fuck, I barely got there.
What kind of shit do you wear?
- Yes, I then looked, and he dried on the rope talks, a meter from the glass, and the projection of the look clearly on the wires falls. The brain thinks of proportions. But at first I thought, here she's like a whiteboy - then comes)))
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