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 16.09.2014
It is not funny...
I was 17 years old, just after the New Year’s Eve, January 2nd. The temperature did not fall. And still a little sick stomach, not stronger than with PMS, but the period is not suitable, and there were no complaints on the stomach before that. Yes Yes Yes! I have called you, my "Dear" doctors. I heard that I lay down and eaten the salad, I could not convince, and the stomach at palpation hurt the same way as without it, on the recommendation I drank no-shpu... released, overnight called again, did not take again. I waited for the day and on the no-shpe went to the hospital myself... This is what I did: called - come, you can't determine what happened in the apartment - go to the clinic with the equipment. He has undergone three cavity operations. At home, we only had a thermometer and a pressure measurement apparatus, and this is all the knowledge and capabilities of the average person, who had almost never been sick before.
With disrespect for the impostors, who do not have a place in the profession, the 25-year-old disabled of the first group.
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