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 18.09.2014
I sell computer discs, my working week:

Custom porn, clean mr3 discs, movies on mr3,
Is there a game of chess not EMERZE and ESDE STOP I took?
I want new modern Soviet films!
Siddhartha is what? Is there more? Will not go...
Is there a M3 clip?
Is there a map of Minsk on the disk in the switch in the car to insert so that it works as a navigator?
And why are the albums on mr3 placed in reverse order? (I did not buy... the reason, b... d!!!)
The Sims2 in our DVD player does not include anything
Do you have music? Yes is? And what?
Is there a circle?
Soft to go on my GTA 4 comp, right?
Avatar, well, the shob was already with the hair
Is it possible to have the series "Angelina" and "Indouz" on the same disc?
And there’s a new movie with this, his still happy advertising, well this, he has a daddy. Where did he play? And everywhere! The Spy with Bondarchuk.
Is there a strategy - a fly-like horse horse horse horse, like the Internet?
What is Wind? The Expedition!
Are there cinemas?
Do you have M3 or SD? Oh yeah, Trident
I bought a disc. 3000 books of philosophy. I’ve been fascinated by all this shit before.
Did you have to kill people?
Is Britney Spears healthy?
Give the detective only to be a series, but not a series. To be with humor, it must be interesting, and that it is a movie, and that everything becomes known only at the very end.
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