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 18.09.2014
Never count on the "Speed" who never worked with "Speed" who never called.

In Murmansk, for instance, there are doctors with higher education who understand that it is impossible to make a diagnosis by phone. High temperature can mean common colds and cough, measles, diphtheria, as well as the recent West Nile fever that visited Russia; the head can get sick with the spleen, and maybe from a stroke; the stomach can reduce from yesterday’s salad and from appendicitis and ectopic pregnancy. They always come for a challenge. Of course, sometimes they are wrong, sometimes we are wrong, because this is life. But we know that our "white coats" are always flying to help us! Thanks to our doctors!
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