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 19.09.2014
Self-defense with pistols

The story was told by the chief accountant of one of the firms in which I worked "computer engineer".
The lady loves the theater very much and learned that there is some grand performance in Moscow. I went to the capital, and the housing is expensive, and I settled in the settlements. I went to the theater, it was great. But to the place of the night drive by electric car and to the residential mass to walk through the forest. Time, of course later on. She walks through this leash and two guys in sporting costumes adjust to her:
Are you afraid to walk in the woods at night?
No, it’s not scary, but if you guys are afraid or lost, I can do it!
The men found nothing to answer and left behind.
I asked her how she wasn’t afraid to say that. To which she replied that in such a situation she still had nothing more to do than go to the v-bank.

Then I understood why her tax officers were afraid.
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