My wife asked me to wash my blinds and went to the store. He picked up water, got up on the tabouret, and from the top down became a cloth to carefully wipe out every "leopard" (a messy thing, honestly).
Twenty minutes later, my wife returned, watched what I was doing, called me a fool, got up on the table, pulled off the blinds, washed the shower under the streams for a minute, hanged back.
I sit and wait for dinner.