A friend made a cake at work, I don't remember where it came from, like from some village. Instead of the words "here" and "here" he spoke "here" and "here". At first, it caught everyone, but then they decided to enlighten him, and someone corrected: "We need to speak not there, but there!" The guy was surprised, made round eyes and asked: "And here?After this incident, the guy recovered, and the entire office except for the "here" and "here" directions could no longer be called.