I got a compliment today.
Riding a taxi, the taxi driver says to me, “You’re the first girl for today to come out almost on time.”
I answer: "You don’t know the whole story yet. After the signal that the taxi had arrived, I had time to change clothes.
Taxi Driver: "Did you accidentally serve in the army? andquot;
I: "No, but I have two children"
Taxi Driver: " Yes, this explains everything "