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 21.09.2014
It is a T-shirt! Mom gave) from Sweden, I came back, she remembered that she has a son and in attempts on the move, at the airport bought a T-shirt. Give with such joy and the story that they have this wealth, all the business. When I asked why they were fucking, she turned red and tried to pick up, but she didn’t notice.
Alexey: And half a year before that, she brought me a cottage where in English it was written “I want a member like my pet.” Naturally, she didn’t know about it until she stumbled.
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