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 25.09.2014
Ohhhhhh Okay, yesterday morning it was a joke! We have all mr. I cut off the light, the boiler showed a "fake" of hot water, and I am at 8 a.m. to work and I need to wash my head. I thought, better beautiful and wet than dirty. A silly decision, of course, but babblely.
Oh well. You are stupid! Let in the grave, but beautiful and with a clean head, right? ( by
Ohhhhhh What do you know about women’s beauty? I have two neighbors grandmothers, decided to paint my hair, eyebrows and eyelids. But they did it regularly. Well, they said beauty, they say, we will suddenly die, so that it is not shameful to lie in the grave.
Ohhhhhh The next day, Sima’s grandmother died. My grandmother says, you have succeeded!! A man at a funeral asks, “What, she’s 85?” I would not have given more than 60 in life. Such a fresh...
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