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 28.09.2014
The incident of the day... I went home with a friend in the evening and got three copters, the dialogue that happened later cut me and the copters into a stupor for a long time))
Do you give me two rubles?
We do not have
I didn’t ask you to eat or not.
We have nothing to give you, you have to look for it.
You are small houses!? to
You want my problems! Well, let’s say that you are now killing us, taking away mobile phones, three hundred rubles of money, tomorrow we will be given a hospital fee for a month, they will be given a hospital fee, in court with each of you we will cut off thirty-five-five, well, and you fools for group hooliganism will be closed to the zone from three to five, and you as an organizer and all eight! And in the area you will be tortured and mocked if you do not pass the check, which I doubt very much... So go to sleep until you have found problems.
And with these words, in complete silence we moved on.)
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