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 28.09.2014
Yesterday the cat crossed my road from left to right, and then turned to the right to the left.
How many times should you spit through your left shoulder:
xxx: a) three (as usual)
xxx: b) six (3*2)
xxx: c) not one (the runs compensated for each other)?
YYY: Yes, even swallow – she’s closed the tag, that’s all.
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