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 02.10.2014
Go go you naked! first learn to earn so much that your wife can afford to sit at home, raise your children with her and run the farm, and then open your mouth! You, fucking, come from work and want to see the hot dinner on the table, and that it is cleaned / licked / washed, and that the lessons with the children are taught and all that, right? And the fact that her wife came from her work half an hour before you, and tired no less, it remains behind the picture, isn’t it?
And it is not the fact that in maternity leave it will be easier. Because the child, if you want him to be healthy, takes a lot of time - walks, massages, gymnastics... and it happens that in itself anxious very and without mommy's attention is very nervous, irritating and mommy. Believe me, when your child is cracking, you will not crack in the kitchen.
In the first month of life, the baby mostly sleeps, and the time of the mother is more, the only problem is that this is not only the first month of the child's life, it is also the first month after birth, when the body is weakened and fatigue increases in times.
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