My colleague (K) just got out of vacation.
He calls on the door at 7 a.m., he opens, on the threshold a girl (D).
D is Scotch! I could call at least once!
That even lost the gift of speech... scrolls in the head of all the former, their relatives, friends...
D: Guess...he or not he? Have you lived here for a long time?
A: Almost all my life.
D is Scotch! Pause, look in the face...which entrance is this?
Q: The second...
D: Oh sorry, *smiles* I went wrong by entering! Exactly not him! Going away *