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 04.10.2014
From the pearls of buyers (I work in a hunting store):
A strong adult:
and greetings. Give me a bullet.
and greetings. For what weapons? by Natasha? The smooth?
How do I know for which?These are the shooters!

Tourism department, where there are various chubbles. The company comes in and one of the girls, looking around the hall, approaches me and whispers:
Girl, is this really shit?
and yes.
Was he really alive?
and yes.
At this point in her journey, there is a rethinking of all her previous life. Shock in the eyes. A minute of silence and even more silence.
And your legs too?
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