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 05.10.2014
Calls a familiar girl with the words "my internet wants to put me on a diet, help". He tells us that he finds in the innet a recipe for something and a few minutes after he starts cooking, the innet turns off. solved the problem. One question remains. Why did the installers put the router in the upper wardrobe in the kitchen? Why not in the hallway? It is easier! Includes a gas plate, all the hot air accumulates at the ceiling and overheats the already polluted router! Z is. This is how people get married) Now she is cooking for me) and it works steadily, although it has not been necessary for a long time to prepare delicious dishes)
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