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 07.10.2014
Friends came to visit yesterday, remembered...
I am waiting for the third, all of this in pregnancy and health - lying down, but allowed to lie at home.
My friends came to visit me.
Nadia cuts the salad to the table and fries the meat.
Xusha extracts the knots that I didn’t have time before introducing the laying position.
I sit on the sofa in the middle of the room.
And not from this nor from this I say: "And I am giving birth to the father of the king again in the days of the king."

A minute of silence.

Then: "Now we understand why the one you quoted was thrown into a barrel and thrown into the sea".
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