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 07.10.2014
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I remembered the women’s hobbies.
Married, soon became pregnant, pregnancy was hard with toxicosis and hospitals, gave birth to a twin, children about six months, I have one dream to sleep in silence, because if at home someone is heart disease and sits with children, sending me to sleep, then I still can't sleep, listen to every whisper.
And here my faithful decides to make me have fun - he calls to the movie. I understand only one thing, that once the lights are turned off, I will cut myself off, and so I refuse.
What he insulted:
I thought you were an educated and interesting girl, and you have no interests in life.
of fasepalme.

A loving adult husband would order the children to be gathered, put them in a wheelchair and walk out in the evening for 2 hours, giving his wife to sleep, because he knows that a grateful resting wife will provide him with all sorts of bonuses at the very "I don't want." In your family there are three children.
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