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 09.10.2014
A community of knives.
xxx: Lord, have you ever used cold weapons for self-defense?
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YYY: There was a case. I still regret. Because one of the two bottles of beer lying in the pockets of the jacket burst into the head of the villain and the jacket smelled rather disgusting. But the weapon was really cold... and a little chemical, because it was the Baltic.
Just the jacket was thrown over the shoulder and it was very convenient to load it to the young man who was rushing into the battle on the cushion... unfortunately, I did not take into account the slight strength of the cans. The young man, indeed, and such an imperfect response impressed to the depths of his soul, he completely lost all will to fight, put off the iron, which he had before vigorously waved, firmly took his head and thought tense about the surprising turns of fate.
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