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 10.10.2014
What do women need?
I came to a new job, met with an employee from the neighboring department.
By the first impression - physical disgust: low, loose, warts on the hands, badly dressed, dirty hair, brittle hair.
After a month of communicating exclusively on work issues, I suddenly realized that if he had offered, I would not have refused.
Because the main sexual organ of a man is the brain, and he owned it virtuosely)))
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