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 10.10.2014
My sister yesterday asked: Where is Leocadia? Oh, Lecocadia is a city legend and my former boss. In the service of a taxi, Leocadia had a baptism and knew where to take it. Although it was not called Leocadia, but Evalia, but it was so called. After the corporations, she sat in a taxi and said:
Pleased to introduce. I am a leech, and this is my family. How do you glorify? Oh Andrei? Andrei, take us home. - And for 15-30 minutes of travel any taxi driver was put into a state of hiccups from laughter.
In her hands everything broke, crumbled, even the keys did not serve for a long time - moved with two fingers. In order to prevent the door of the toilet from being locked, the tongue of the castle was pushed out and it was bended with a precise blow so that without the Bulgarians could not be pulled out.
She could give 4 interpretations of the word "snoop"and none of what you thought. She could reasonably prove that the female originated from a man’s penis bone, not from a rib (after surgery on the penis, it’s as if it were!) is
It was painted with three crosses. The director prohibited. She began to write beautifully. Three years later, it became clear: I wrote beautiful venelles "Here to You". The director stumbled. She called him a perverse and said that Heer was the letter of the alphabet, not what he thought.
Where now Leocadia-Euvalia I do not know, but without it it is terribly boring!
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