Not knowing where to look:

Dear women of the capital!
The temperature of the environment is no longer warm and not moderate, but rather cool, as a result of which I appeal to you with a request - stop wearing rotted and hollow jeans, or your blue from the cold feet are not very looking)

An anecdote about this:
“Abram, we have to buy curtains for the bedroom: in the opposite window are young students, they can see me naked!
Why are you spending too much money? They will see you naked and buy curtains for themselves.