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 14.10.2014
Davecha planted her husband on Game of Thrones (on which planet he lived before that - it is unclear).

I watched the first season of the 9th episode and, I so gently hint to him, it would be good to uncover the topic of sex in real, after which I go to the bedroom. I wait, not there. I go down to the kitchen, it’s there.

It stands, my dear friend, 45 and a half years old, in socks and trousers, and with a sad look in the corner quickly breaks ice cream out of the package. I ask him what makes him sad, and I get an exhaustive answer: “Why are they so with Ned Stark, but?...Well, the normal man was..."

Poor man...I don’t think it’s his last night’s trip to the refrigerator.
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