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 15.10.2014
From eilin_o_connor:

And I thought about this: do you remember the vows you made in childhood to yourself or others on the topic of "I'm about to grow up - and..."? I remember two of them very well. First, I promised myself, when I became a full-fledged adult with pocket money, to buy as many rubber striped balls as I wanted. Obviously, I had some kind of injury associated with the balls, somewhere I was not bought something, although I could, but all the details of this sad event were erased from my memory. and clean. The determination towards this reckless purchase is all that remains.

Well, I can say that this item of childhood dreams is fulfilled. I buy as many balls as I want. That is nothing.

The second promise was about sleep. I swear to myself that I will never go to bed after lunch. I will not be at nine in the evening. Even at ten!

It was very dark, and in general, it also happened.
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