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 15.10.2014
They have a wild excess of manganese in the water in this Soviet and they are very brake!!! to
I thought I was a brake, my wife says I was walking as I slept, but these people even froze me with their slowness!
A whole settlement of people-slit with fairy inscriptions of the type "Soviet Zags" (i.e., there is an anti-Soviet one around the corner).
However, there are also pluses.
For example, after 8 p.m. you can’t buy beer.
But if the non-Russian seller said, "I said, I quickly sold my beer, I said, for nothing, did I go through your whole frog village to you in the barracks?" Don’t believe it, it will sell!
Because I am for him such a flash of the sun, an Egyptian deity from a flying pyramid, a black coat, a mole...
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