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 16.10.2014
It is clear that for the long winter the color of your epidermis has become far from the advertising and even last year. It’s clear that if you want to like me as a man, you’re wearing everything that’s short in your closet. Only one thing is unclear. Do you think I enjoy looking at a girl or woman with blue legs?
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You are my unknown uncle. You may not believe it, but in the summer I change clothes, because in the jeans it gets hot. This is the summer of bug and ficha together. And what do you think about my cellulite and bleaches on a loose body - you think that I don't care?
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