In the army, we were sent, young green soldiers, 5 pieces to the palace, we chose who was stronger. The task was to load several pigs on board the ZIL. The pigs were in the juice itself, 300 kilograms in excess. So you will not just take your handles and throw them overboard. They dropped the backboard, placed boards on it. We pull the pig, try to pull on the boards. She does not go to any. At three o’clock, they got out, they got out, they got out. Here a village boy of 10 years came, looked, ate an apple and said:
to help?
We are angry and tired.
Go away boy, don’t bother me!
He shrugged his shoulders, sat down, looked, cried. We are psychopaths like:
Honey, help me, you are so clever.
He took the bucket and said:
Put the pig in the ass.
Well, it’s easy, put the pig in the back posture ahead. The boy has a buckle on the head of the bat, a pig backwards in three jump hops and in the body. In 15 minutes, they were all loaded.