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 17.10.2014
I don’t understand how vampires aren’t afraid of bullets because the wounds stretch fast, but they are afraid of swords because they can cut their heads with a sword. The author does not know what does a large-caliber bullet do with the body?
YYY: They are vampires. They are made from another test.
zzz: Vampires are made up of blood salmon. That explains everything.
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