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XXX: The Children of the City.
I went to the village with my nephew. The little boy saw the duck and asked, “Isn’t it poisonous?”

Children of the city. It is wonderful. Not ashamed of yourself? Have you tried to develop the child? Yes, not everyone has the opportunity to go outside the city and introduce a child to pets. But everyone has television and the internet, where you can find the most diverse cognitive information about the same animals, for example. After all, there are books! But not. It is difficult, the child needs to be interested. Let him look at some meaningless cartoons with out-of-the-sight graphics. The main thing is not crying and, like, at work. And then we wonder: why does the child not recognize the duck? The nightmare! Children of the City! Yes, definitely the reason in the urban lifestyle

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Right, the boy asked, when I came to the village as a little boy, I also saw a turkey. Instead of asking, use to play the duck. He nodded me in the nose - the sea was bleeding, the good didn't get in the eye. In the end, the turkey went into the soup, I had a scarring for my whole life. But if he asked if he was not poisonous, the adults would laugh, and explain that this creature is not poisonous, but can kill him. The indigo would be alive.
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