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 17.10.2014
- Yesterday opened my store of breweries, ate too much, in the store I do not sell everything, do delivery, beer all fresh, 72 rubles per liter, bring free, I will deliver in a thermal bag, + cigarettes chips, etc., call 8-xxxxxxxxx, drive up to 21 00 - this is the law)
Can you get a couple more girls?
- There is a grandmother 75 years old, bored in the same house, I can take her to you in the evening, only she needs to massage and banks to put, scratch, rub her legs and she only drinks tea :)
I would have to be about 25 years old!
Drink a cup of beer and you’ll be 25 years old.
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