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 19.10.2014
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Secondly, you have personally tried to turn to paid offices even in a very large city - the capital - to open the door, at least in a classic situation, when the grandmother went out to throw the garbage, the door clogged, and a child remained in the apartment? Try it, you will learn a lot of new things. And only the local district with a local slasher can do something. They are unlikely to go fishing.
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At our work, an employee called such a service for a rather sad occasion. In the evening, her grandmother did not open her door, while everything was locked not only on the castles, but also on the seals. The Slytherin of JEK said that he could only remove everything. Called someone else - the result of the survey is similar. And the apartment is not locked up for the night to leave scary, and it is unknown what there is with the grandmother, she may just fall asleep strongly and does not hear the phone or door bells.
Then some JEC employee recalled that they had a phone from a company that just offered services to open the locks. There was nothing to lose, they called out. Arrived quite quickly, despite Friday's Moscow traffic jams, a small middle-aged man with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after minimal repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed dashboard) in general completely restored.
Unfortunately, my grandmother had a massive stroke.
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