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 20.10.2014
Yesterday was my brother’s wedding. The whole day was celebrated, somewhere at 3-4 at night came home and at 9 in the morning the alarm ringed. A half-dead friend picked up the phone and said "Hello". In response, the silence, already hysterical, shouts out of all her strength "allo, say that you wanted?!... It is a good day!". Nothing at all. And then he says to me, “Do you hear and who is the Wake-up Alarm?” and “I almost died of laughter” and then it came to him) put on the phone and said, “I’ve got a ball” and went to bed further).
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