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 20.10.2014
I will tell you more, such pigs are usually the most useless, lazy and scandalous workers, for because of their impenetrable stupidity, they consider their labor simply invaluable and therefore work extremely little, and someone else is not worthy of attention. They never earn a lot and are the first to get reduced.
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Three times ha. I am a round excellence at school, a senior at the university, a leading employee in the department. I work on three jobs, in the sum of 60-70 hours a week, I earn very decent. Yes, I am a pig. I even studied well in school not just so, but in adulthood to be able to afford a housewife.
All people are different. I’d rather be working 24/7 than washing my hands. And most women, on the contrary, only dream of sitting at home, not working and bringing "comfort") to everyone their own. But to make a comparison between a pig and working capacity is nonsense. I know incredibly cool programmers with a terrible mess on the desk and at home, and at the same time I know incredibly cool programmers with the perfect order in both work and life. And I know worthless workers with the same perfect order. It is full random.
P.S You would still send Perelman under the reduction, he has the jacket roasted and the roof unwashed, ah.
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