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 27.09.2008
My father is drinking on Sunday. Holidays with him.
I come for lunch, and he sits and drinks beer. So I started talking about healthy eating.
- I watched the show today in the morning "malakhov +" there says aunt was. Small and thick, very thick. And then she began to lose weight. She became a vegetarian. Soon, her problems began. She went to the hospital. She said her bones were weak there. Eat the meat. She got out of the position and began to eat fish.
My lunch is limited. I walked out at night. I sit at the table and talk. And what was next. And he me:
What what what. Hule ate the fish with her bone and died.
I could not eat anymore.
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