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 21.10.2014
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zzz: We and the neighbors below have a long history of some imaginary, but very disturbing things. Let’s say they can knock on the door at night and say we’re flooding them. We go down, look — they point to the clean ceiling, assuring that there is a spot on it. O_O
Or somehow they blocked my way into the entrance, telling me that our cat was mocking loudly and preventing them from sleeping. The problem is that we don’t have a cat. My pet is a rabbit who does not know how to cuddle with all the desire.

You are doing it again!
“We’re not doing anything, Mr. Heckles!
You are making noise again! It worries my birds.
You have no birds.! to
With a blame, it could be!
c) “Friends”
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