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 25.10.2014
From the Psychology.ru forum:

Two weeks ago, I went with my son's class on a two-day tour. In particular, they were in the monastery. A monastery of men.
And while the kids listened to the guide, I sat down on the bench (the legs were just off). And then a certain nun goes by (what she did in a male monastery is a question), stops next to me and begins to brainstorm me about the fact that women are not allowed to walk in pants, and even more so on the territory of a male monastery. It is said that we are all threatened (and girls, and aunts - lovers of jeans) "women's diseases" and anathema...
Well, I replied to her: so that there are no female diseases, it is necessary to have more and have more children.
She ran away faster than last year. Probably cursed now.
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